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Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

  • Dad:

    Why the hell did you put a comma there?

  • Dad:

    Do you even know what a participial phrase is?

  • Dad:

    Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.

  • Dad:

    Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?

  • Dad:

    Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.

  • Dad:

    Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.

  • Dad:

    I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.

  • Dad:

    Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.

  • Dad:

    Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.

  • Dad:

    Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.

  • Dad:

    It's like you didn't read the fucking book.

  • Dad:

    Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.

  • Dad:

    *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*

  • Dad:

    My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.

  • Dad:

    Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...

  • Dad:

    Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.

  • Dad:

    I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.

  • Dad:

    Fuck the government.

  • Dad:

    Fuck the school board.

  • Dad:

    Close the door.

  • Dad:

    Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.

  • Dad:

    I love puns.

  • Dad:

    People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.

  • Dad:

    Please shut up.

  • Dad:

    Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.

  • Dad:

    I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.

  • Dad:

    I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.

  • Dad:

    You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.

  • Dad:

    Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.

  • Dad:

    I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.

  • Dad:

    If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.

  • Dad:

    They act like I care what they think.

  • Dad:

    I hate homework.

  • Dad:

    I have decided to become a politician.

  • Dad:

    What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.


Fan: Do you relate to the character of Doctor McCoy?Karl: Do I relate to him? Yeah! Y’know, I love the character of Bones. And here’s what I like about him is that he has often this quite, y’know, temperamentally and irascible exterior…. Tequila….. but underneath he’s got a heart of gold and that there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for his friends. And to me - y’know, he’s kind of  - I guess - the very essence and spirit – I think that is the heart of Star Trek what Gene Roddenberry created back in the 60s. And he stands for the values of loyalty and friendship and honesty and compassion and and and and and… I have none of this qualities … but I do relate.. NO!!!! I am kidding!!!! I do. I have a couple of them. Yeah, and it’s a huge honor and a privilige to play him. Thank you very much.

Fan: Do you relate to the character of Doctor McCoy?Karl: Do I relate to him? Yeah! Y’know, I love the character of Bones. And here’s what I like about him is that he has often this quite, y’know, temperamentally and irascible exterior…. Tequila….. but underneath he’s got a heart of gold and that there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for his friends. And to me - y’know, he’s kind of  - I guess - the very essence and spirit – I think that is the heart of Star Trek what Gene Roddenberry created back in the 60s. And he stands for the values of loyalty and friendship and honesty and compassion and and and and and… I have none of this qualities … but I do relate.. NO!!!! I am kidding!!!! I do. I have a couple of them. Yeah, and it’s a huge honor and a privilige to play him. Thank you very much.

Fan: Do you relate to the character of Doctor McCoy?
Karl: Do I relate to him? Yeah! Y’know, I love the character of Bones. And here’s what I like about him is that he has often this quite, y’know, temperamentally and irascible exterior…. Tequila….. but underneath he’s got a heart of gold and that there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for his friends. And to me - y’know, he’s kind of  - I guess - the very essence and spirit – I think that is the heart of Star Trek what Gene Roddenberry created back in the 60s. And he stands for the values of loyalty and friendship and honesty and compassion and and and and and… I have none of this qualities … but I do relate.. NO!!!! I am kidding!!!! I do. I have a couple of them. Yeah, and it’s a huge honor and a privilige to play him. Thank you very much.

(Source: karlurbaninternational)

jolenebrody:

nsfwjynx:

rabbitsnwolves:

tentaclexgodhead:

baby-tooth-on-redbull:

deaddave:

DC Bombshells Pin-Ups by Ant Lucia

OH MY LORD GIMME

hot damn

A lot of the poses and bodies in his art are suspiciously close to existing artwork by Andrew Bawidamann, but with reworked details. Seems a bit fishy to me.

Unless Andrew Bawidamann invented pin-up, I don’t really think so. These are poses seen in pin-up art very frequently. Their styles are very different.

Yeahhhhhh… This actually kind of blew me away. Maybe I’m a snob but how can you know an artist well enough to speak out for him yet have no clue what his style or influences are? Especially such an incredible and old style as pin-up, everyone would do themselves well to look up and enjoy the works of Vargas, Moran and Ballantyne Brand. 
jolenebrody:

nsfwjynx:

rabbitsnwolves:

tentaclexgodhead:

baby-tooth-on-redbull:

deaddave:

DC Bombshells Pin-Ups by Ant Lucia

OH MY LORD GIMME

hot damn

A lot of the poses and bodies in his art are suspiciously close to existing artwork by Andrew Bawidamann, but with reworked details. Seems a bit fishy to me.

Unless Andrew Bawidamann invented pin-up, I don’t really think so. These are poses seen in pin-up art very frequently. Their styles are very different.

Yeahhhhhh… This actually kind of blew me away. Maybe I’m a snob but how can you know an artist well enough to speak out for him yet have no clue what his style or influences are? Especially such an incredible and old style as pin-up, everyone would do themselves well to look up and enjoy the works of Vargas, Moran and Ballantyne Brand. 
jolenebrody:

nsfwjynx:

rabbitsnwolves:

tentaclexgodhead:

baby-tooth-on-redbull:

deaddave:

DC Bombshells Pin-Ups by Ant Lucia

OH MY LORD GIMME

hot damn

A lot of the poses and bodies in his art are suspiciously close to existing artwork by Andrew Bawidamann, but with reworked details. Seems a bit fishy to me.

Unless Andrew Bawidamann invented pin-up, I don’t really think so. These are poses seen in pin-up art very frequently. Their styles are very different.

Yeahhhhhh… This actually kind of blew me away. Maybe I’m a snob but how can you know an artist well enough to speak out for him yet have no clue what his style or influences are? Especially such an incredible and old style as pin-up, everyone would do themselves well to look up and enjoy the works of Vargas, Moran and Ballantyne Brand. 
jolenebrody:

nsfwjynx:

rabbitsnwolves:

tentaclexgodhead:

baby-tooth-on-redbull:

deaddave:

DC Bombshells Pin-Ups by Ant Lucia

OH MY LORD GIMME

hot damn

A lot of the poses and bodies in his art are suspiciously close to existing artwork by Andrew Bawidamann, but with reworked details. Seems a bit fishy to me.

Unless Andrew Bawidamann invented pin-up, I don’t really think so. These are poses seen in pin-up art very frequently. Their styles are very different.

Yeahhhhhh… This actually kind of blew me away. Maybe I’m a snob but how can you know an artist well enough to speak out for him yet have no clue what his style or influences are? Especially such an incredible and old style as pin-up, everyone would do themselves well to look up and enjoy the works of Vargas, Moran and Ballantyne Brand. 
jolenebrody:

nsfwjynx:

rabbitsnwolves:

tentaclexgodhead:

baby-tooth-on-redbull:

deaddave:

DC Bombshells Pin-Ups by Ant Lucia

OH MY LORD GIMME

hot damn

A lot of the poses and bodies in his art are suspiciously close to existing artwork by Andrew Bawidamann, but with reworked details. Seems a bit fishy to me.

Unless Andrew Bawidamann invented pin-up, I don’t really think so. These are poses seen in pin-up art very frequently. Their styles are very different.

Yeahhhhhh… This actually kind of blew me away. Maybe I’m a snob but how can you know an artist well enough to speak out for him yet have no clue what his style or influences are? Especially such an incredible and old style as pin-up, everyone would do themselves well to look up and enjoy the works of Vargas, Moran and Ballantyne Brand. 
jolenebrody:

nsfwjynx:

rabbitsnwolves:

tentaclexgodhead:

baby-tooth-on-redbull:

deaddave:

DC Bombshells Pin-Ups by Ant Lucia

OH MY LORD GIMME

hot damn

A lot of the poses and bodies in his art are suspiciously close to existing artwork by Andrew Bawidamann, but with reworked details. Seems a bit fishy to me.

Unless Andrew Bawidamann invented pin-up, I don’t really think so. These are poses seen in pin-up art very frequently. Their styles are very different.

Yeahhhhhh… This actually kind of blew me away. Maybe I’m a snob but how can you know an artist well enough to speak out for him yet have no clue what his style or influences are? Especially such an incredible and old style as pin-up, everyone would do themselves well to look up and enjoy the works of Vargas, Moran and Ballantyne Brand. 
jolenebrody:

nsfwjynx:

rabbitsnwolves:

tentaclexgodhead:

baby-tooth-on-redbull:

deaddave:

DC Bombshells Pin-Ups by Ant Lucia

OH MY LORD GIMME

hot damn

A lot of the poses and bodies in his art are suspiciously close to existing artwork by Andrew Bawidamann, but with reworked details. Seems a bit fishy to me.

Unless Andrew Bawidamann invented pin-up, I don’t really think so. These are poses seen in pin-up art very frequently. Their styles are very different.

Yeahhhhhh… This actually kind of blew me away. Maybe I’m a snob but how can you know an artist well enough to speak out for him yet have no clue what his style or influences are? Especially such an incredible and old style as pin-up, everyone would do themselves well to look up and enjoy the works of Vargas, Moran and Ballantyne Brand. 
jolenebrody:

nsfwjynx:

rabbitsnwolves:

tentaclexgodhead:

baby-tooth-on-redbull:

deaddave:

DC Bombshells Pin-Ups by Ant Lucia

OH MY LORD GIMME

hot damn

A lot of the poses and bodies in his art are suspiciously close to existing artwork by Andrew Bawidamann, but with reworked details. Seems a bit fishy to me.

Unless Andrew Bawidamann invented pin-up, I don’t really think so. These are poses seen in pin-up art very frequently. Their styles are very different.

Yeahhhhhh… This actually kind of blew me away. Maybe I’m a snob but how can you know an artist well enough to speak out for him yet have no clue what his style or influences are? Especially such an incredible and old style as pin-up, everyone would do themselves well to look up and enjoy the works of Vargas, Moran and Ballantyne Brand. 
jolenebrody:

nsfwjynx:

rabbitsnwolves:

tentaclexgodhead:

baby-tooth-on-redbull:

deaddave:

DC Bombshells Pin-Ups by Ant Lucia

OH MY LORD GIMME

hot damn

A lot of the poses and bodies in his art are suspiciously close to existing artwork by Andrew Bawidamann, but with reworked details. Seems a bit fishy to me.

Unless Andrew Bawidamann invented pin-up, I don’t really think so. These are poses seen in pin-up art very frequently. Their styles are very different.

Yeahhhhhh… This actually kind of blew me away. Maybe I’m a snob but how can you know an artist well enough to speak out for him yet have no clue what his style or influences are? Especially such an incredible and old style as pin-up, everyone would do themselves well to look up and enjoy the works of Vargas, Moran and Ballantyne Brand. 
jolenebrody:

nsfwjynx:

rabbitsnwolves:

tentaclexgodhead:

baby-tooth-on-redbull:

deaddave:

DC Bombshells Pin-Ups by Ant Lucia

OH MY LORD GIMME

hot damn

A lot of the poses and bodies in his art are suspiciously close to existing artwork by Andrew Bawidamann, but with reworked details. Seems a bit fishy to me.

Unless Andrew Bawidamann invented pin-up, I don’t really think so. These are poses seen in pin-up art very frequently. Their styles are very different.

Yeahhhhhh… This actually kind of blew me away. Maybe I’m a snob but how can you know an artist well enough to speak out for him yet have no clue what his style or influences are? Especially such an incredible and old style as pin-up, everyone would do themselves well to look up and enjoy the works of Vargas, Moran and Ballantyne Brand. 

jolenebrody:

nsfwjynx:

rabbitsnwolves:

tentaclexgodhead:

baby-tooth-on-redbull:

deaddave:

DC Bombshells Pin-Ups by Ant Lucia

OH MY LORD GIMME

hot damn

A lot of the poses and bodies in his art are suspiciously close to existing artwork by Andrew Bawidamann, but with reworked details. Seems a bit fishy to me.

Unless Andrew Bawidamann invented pin-up, I don’t really think so. These are poses seen in pin-up art very frequently. Their styles are very different.

Yeahhhhhh… This actually kind of blew me away. Maybe I’m a snob but how can you know an artist well enough to speak out for him yet have no clue what his style or influences are? Especially such an incredible and old style as pin-up, everyone would do themselves well to look up and enjoy the works of Vargas, Moran and Ballantyne Brand. 

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